She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
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That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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