chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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