i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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