C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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