its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
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Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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