If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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