What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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