So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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