can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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