I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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