So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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