So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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