big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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