Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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