Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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