So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
