You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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