do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
