ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
You have to summon your inner elephant
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
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