I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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