You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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