I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
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the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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