Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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