the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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