I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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