I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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