his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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