Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
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Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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