Betty ford says i'm here all night
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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