Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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