After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
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you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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