Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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