Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Say something about gay babies.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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