her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
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Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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