oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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