Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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