I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
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I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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