I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
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I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
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What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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