Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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I need you to use more vowels.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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