So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
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He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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