It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
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May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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