Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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