I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
i think my cat just said my name.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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