he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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