He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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