I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I think people are normalizing furries
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Randomize
