O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
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I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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