I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
organizing the empties. That sober.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Randomize
