happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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