I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
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I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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