Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
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