Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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