Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
She needs sedatives and a leash
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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